My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

Geek: GS/M/CS

I'm a geek of science.

   a geek of math.

   a geek of computer science.

Dress: dpu

I wear the same clothes all the time, no matter the occasion, often forgetting to do laundry between wearings.

Shape: s:-()

I'm the height of an average geek.

    I range from ...

Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.

    ... to ...

I'm as round as an average geek.

Age: a+>?

I'm between 40 and 49.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

I'm immortal.

Computers: C++++$

I'll be the first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.

    I'm making money at this.

Unix: UL++

Linux:

I've got the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone.

Perl: P++

Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl.

Linux: L+++$>++++

I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions some times.

    I'm making money at this.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

I am a Linux wizard. I munch C code for breakfast and have enough room left over for kernel debugging. I have so many patches installed that I lost track about ten versions ago. Linux newbies consider me a net.god.

Emacs: !E

I don't use Emacs.

Web: W++

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

Usenet: !N

I don't use Usenet.

Usenet Oracle: !o

I don't consult the Usenet Oracle.

Kibo: K?

What's Kibo?

Windows: w---

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

OS/2: !O

I don't use OS/2.

Macintosh: !M

I don't use a Mac.

VMS: !V

I don't use VMS.

Politics-Social: PS@

    Varying wildly on this topic.

Politics-Economic: PE@

    Varying wildly on this topic.

Cypherpunks: !Y

I am not a cypherpunk.

PGP: PGP++

I have the most recent version and use it regularly

Trek: t++

It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks.

Babylon 5: 5+

Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh perspective in the Sci-Fi universe. I watch it weekly.

X-Files: !X

I don't watch X-Files.

Roleplaying: R*

I thought life WAS role-playing?

Television: tv

I watch only the shows that are actually worth while, such as those found on PBS.

Books: b+>++

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.

Dilbert: DI

I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it

DOOM!: !D

I don't play Doom.

Geek Code: G++>+++

I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

I have memorized the entire geek code, and can decode others' codes in my head. I know by heart where to find the current version of the code on the net.

Education: e++++$>+++++

Managed to get my Ph.D.

    I'm making money at this.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

I am Stephen Hawking

Housing: h+>++

Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.

    ... but I'd like to be ...

Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located near a Dominoes pizza. See !d

Relationships: !r

I've never had a relationship.

Sex[m]: y-

Not having sex by choice.